Arthur Schaper: RI Taking Out Trash for New Year

Arthur Christopher Schaper, GoLocalProv MINDSETTER™

Arthur Schaper: RI Taking Out Trash for New Year

Rhode Island had to plow through a lot of garbage in 2013, believes Arthur Schaper. Photo: Flickr/Charley Lhase
“Then throw it in the garbage!” – Speaker Gordon Fox

Rhode Island had to plow through a lot of garbage in 2013. At least the state hasn’t turned into a landfill of bankruptcy and despondency, yet.

First, there was the devastating hurricane earlier this year, which assaulted the Ocean State. Governor Lincoln Chafee called a state of emergency. Only two other savage winds had trashed the New England coastline so savagely in the last one hundred years. At least residents can know that their governor has some power, like telling people to stay in their homes or hide in their cellars.

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However, the natural disasters are just the tip of the typhoon. The real eye of the storm whirling through Rhode Island is the landmark pension reform laws, most of which will face heavy scrutiny and even weightier challenges in the year to come. Labor unions have already taken on potential gubernatorial candidates like General Treasurer Gina Raimondo, whom many believe is beholden to Wall Street, not Main Street.

Republican-Independent-Democratic Chafee trashed his prior political affiliations, yet ended up throwing away any chance of reelection in 2014. In other political realms, the cycle of who will campaign for what was running full blast. Who will run Providence? Who will run for Governor? Harrop, Binder? Fung, Block, Taveras? Oh my!

Speaking of tempests on the waves, i.e. the airwaves, the trash-talking shock-jock John DePetro may be facing the ashtray of radio history should the statewide boycott against his WPRO tenure burst. ProJo’s Edward Fitzpatrick reports conflict concerns. Will Rhode Island politicians ending up junking their constituents’ First Amendment rights by pressuring DePetro out of his job? Freedom of speech is nothing, let alone free, if it does not include protecting the right of people (and the Right) to say/blog/publish what they want to on the airwaves.

And speaking of crap and corruption in the social media universe, Congressman David Cicilline (D-Providence. How ironic!) was the victim of car theft over the Christmas Holiday. Some low-level Grinch made off with the politician’s wallet, gifts, and work-related papers. Now he knows what residents in Providence go through every day. Of course, Cicilline suffered a crime, while Rhode Islanders endure legal thievery every year in high taxes and few job opportunities. How sad for Cicilline, though. Then again, how much did his prior tenure as Providence mayor contribute to the unemployment, crime, and welfare rates in his urban constituency? By the way, why did he tweet the bitter moment on Christmas Eve? Does he not realize that the entire state of Rhode Island has been carjacked by the 38 Studios debacle? Grand Theft Auto: Cicilline?

And to wrap up the crap sack . . .

Rhode Island legislators will take on revenge pornography, trashy stuff. The revenge porn bill brings up big problems: how far should the public permit the state to declare what is illegal? Two consenting adults engaged in such foolish behavior as to videotape their intimate encounters: is that not punishment in itself? Internet privacy and piracy bring up other worries, if such a thing as privacy still exits. NBC Dateline once investigated a stepfather’s property rights into lewd images of his stepdaughter, following salacious revelations that the webcam was recording everything in the young lady’s room.

Already web surfers have to suffer through so much trash online. To think that jilted partners post explicit pictures of their no longer significant others to get back at them: I am at a loss for words. California beat Rhode Island this year on that law, but sadly to the Golden State’s dubious distinction, Governor Moonbeam enacted a sweeping gun registry and approved driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants.

Governor Chafee called the meandering intellectual property of the now-defunct 38 Studios debacle “A lot of junk.” Former Governor Donald Carcieri, Speaker Gordon Fox, and even Minority leader Brian Newberry should have thrown out any loans for 38 Studios.

Chafee has dismissed any discussion of tossing the state sales tax . A responsible executive, Chafee wants to know how the General Assembly will make up the lost revenue. They could stop the spending spree, but eighty years of getting reelected signals to political parties that they can keep doing what they are doing (insanity!) While Ocean State residents surf the Internet and purchase goods online to avoid the sales tax, the rest of New England can profit from the bad news, as active Rhode Islanders will continue to shop around for cheaper gas and goods North and West of the Commonwealth.

As for the end of the Holiday Season, ProJo reminded readers where and how to dispose of Christmas Trees. Governor Chafee certainly will heed the announcement, since he restored the Holy to the Holly and the Ivy in 2013. Also, Providence readers can learn about how to reject the refuse with Trash Tutorials. How to throw away your Christmas trees, how to throw away any trash: these subjects are news?

ProJo may be joining the ash heap, as well, with layoffs a flurry, and buyouts a plenty.

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Happy New Year, Rhode Islanders!

 

Arthur Christopher Schaper is a teacher-turned-writer on topics both timeless and timely; political, cultural, and eternal. A life-long Southern California resident, Arthur currently lives in Torrance. Follow him on Twitter @ArthurCSchaper, reach him at [email protected], and read more atSchaper's Corner and As He Is, So Are We Ministries.


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