Finneran: Kanye and Company

Tom Finneran, GoLocalProv MINDSETTER™

Finneran: Kanye and Company

Dog bites man. 

News reports breathlessly inform us that Kanye West has had a psychotic breakdown. 

This is news?

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Of course he had a psychotic breakdown. He married one. Then he had one of his own.

 Psychosis has apparently become contagious, just like the flu. Continuous close proximity to a fool will make you a fool as well.

I don’t mean to sound indifferent to the talentless artist but who cares? He married a Kardashian which is like marrying a broken fun-house mirror. What a pair of clowns. If their mental health ever improves perhaps they can spare us the ceaseless self-promotion of her butt or their “fame”.

I don’t mean to pick on this lovely modern couple for there are other worthy candidates vying for the annual award of the most confused person in America. Other nominees include---

  • The President of Hampshire College for collapsing into a puddle over a student’s distress about the American flag.
  • Frustrated Democrats who seem to believe that they have a relevant role to play in deciding whom gets to serve on Donald Trump’s transition team.
  • Several Boston Globe columnists who apparently equate the election results as the equivalent of a new Third Reich.
  • Public school officials who felt obliged to offer “counselling” to their students in the days after the election.
  • College professors who cancelled classes and exams so that students could tenderly console themselves as they grieved the election of Mr. Trump.
  • New York Times editors who published articles advising troubled citizens how to talk to their Trump-supporting relatives during Thanksgiving dinner.

Is it a requirement of the job of college president to be a fool? Some student comes forward with some juvenile nonsense about feeling oppressed by the sight of the American flag and the college president wets his pants. Of course the “oppression” is not anything that a normal person would recognize. It is not hunger, not torture, not imprisonment, not exile. Rather, it is an entirely subjective “suffering”, apparently borne in extreme duress on the pampered confines of a leafy college campus. There are probably close to three hundred million American citizens who would happily sign up for a year’s worth of such oppression.

Stay tuned for the all-important student-faculty “dialogue” about Amerika and the subsequent manifesto of loony demands.

As for public schools offering “counselling” for students traumatized by the election of Mr. Trump, might the schools consider some inhumane lessons such as grammar, punctuation, composition, or, heaven forbid, those ancient multiplication tables. We know that “the academy” considers such subjects as old and dry and lacking in the excitement and relevance of various social fevers. Nonetheless, parents and taxpayers might appreciate an effort which produces literate and numerate students. Let’s save the “counselling” and related propaganda for the college presidents’ surrender statements to the mob. 

It is impossible to read about these panic-stricken folks without breaking out in laughter. We had a close presidential election and the American people have spoken, just as they have done many times in our two hundred plus year history. Congress and the courts remain as independent co-equal branches, providing a check and balance on any executive excess. Perhaps some of my politically appalled friends will now recognize the dangers of the imperial presidencies we’ve suffered of late. George Bush and Barack Obama have usurped constitutional prerogative from several lame Congresses. I don’t blame presidents for trying to avoid the political inconvenience of proposing legislation. I blame Congress for letting them get away with it. Perhaps Congress will now awake from its long slumber. 

Back to Kanye. I may have done him an injustice. He might be rightly horrified to find himself lumped in together with some of the folks mentioned above. Their hand-wringing and their absurdities clearly surpass his. He simply married a fool. 

Get well Kanye.

Tom Finneran is the former Speaker of the Massachusetts House of Representatives, served as the head the Massachusetts Biotechnology Council, and was a longstanding radio voice in Boston radio.

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