Twitter Account for Michelle Kwan's Missing Car Mocks Pells & More

Seal and Run

So I may have accidentally hit a seal on N Main St last night. Why the seal was crossing the street, I have no idea.

@PellKwanPrius

Spotted at Dunkin

Ok, this is where we are. You can come and get me now, Michelle. Unless there's more than one of these in RI. Damn.
 

@PellKwanPrius

Resignation

Actually, I wasn't stolen. I'm just leaving the @ClayPell campaign to pursue other opportunities. #FridayNewsDump

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Hockey Talk

@PellKwanPrius You think we could stop at some frozen pond and we could play a pickup game? Could use some fresh air #PriusHumor #PondHockey

@TheGretzkyStick <--- Impostor. As previously discussed, hockey sticks cannot tweet. Everyone knows this.

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Irish Toast

For Clay, on St. Pat's:

May the road rise up to meet you.

May the keys be within your grasp.

May you always remember if you walked or drove.

@PellKwanPrius

Driving Record

@politifactri Don't start with me. I registered as soon as I was eligible. And I have never missed an inspection.

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Alex and Ani

My @alexandani theory: Carolyn took Gio for coffee on Thayer, forgot he was with her, went back to office alone, reported him missing.

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Big Blue Bug

What the heck is that thing? Seriously, I almost drove off the highway when I saw it. This place is nuts.

@PellKwanPrius

Gone Hollywood

I've always hoped that if they make a movie about me, I'll be played by Herbie the Love Bug. What a great actor.

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Hybrid Citizen

I don't consider myself exclusively a resident of either DC or RI. I guess I'm more of a hybrid.

@PellKwanPrius