Finneran: The Fan Experience

Tom Finneran, GoLocalProv MINDSETTER™

Finneran: The Fan Experience

Fenway Park
You are a cow. You are about to be milked.

The aiding and abetting press refer to certain sports phenomena as “the fan experience”. Normal people call it getting screwed.

Once upon a time, American business operated on the principle that the customer was always right. Try not to laugh in applying that principle to Major League Baseball’s October extravaganzas, otherwise known as the looting and plundering season.

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In that bygone era of once upon a time, American businesses also tried to cultivate the next generation of consumers—young kids-- as loyal customers. Think of Ford or Chevrolet or Spaulding creating certain images which youngsters would absorb and remember.

Now think of Major League Baseball’s middle finger gesture to fans of the great game of baseball. The litany is long.

All World Series games will start sometime after 8:00 PM Eastern Time. This self-enslavement to the great god of television guarantees that both old fans and young fans will not be awake for the final innings.
No game will be less than three hours in duration, most likely approaching and surpassing four hours. By then, those old fans and young fans mentioned above will be in a bear-like hibernation-type deep sleep.
Ticket prices are scandalous. And that’s just for regular season games.......go ahead, try taking three or four kids to a game, any game, without calling your banker for an advance on your home equity line. Ticket prices for each of the next four to seven games will be akin to a week’s take-home pay for many fans.
The rest of the “fan experience” would heretofore require the use of a gun to acquire such sums from honest citizens. Food, drink, game programs, hats, and jerseys are marked up to the equivalent of the Four Seasons and Gucci. Consider water—good old h2o---at five and six bucks a bottle.

As a fan of the game I offer a quaint suggestion or two.

*Play at least two day games, one in each city. Fans will tune in, in great numbers. That great god of television will still get to hawk Budweiser, Viagra, and Toyota. Tell the marketing gurus and advertisers that most viewers will actually be alert and awake rather than comatose, drifting off to dreamland. And the players and ballpark fans will get to enjoy daytime temperatures.

*All other games should start at 5:00 PM Eastern Time. Trust me on this one---American workers know how to take care of business while keeping an eye and ear on a broadcast. American output won’t suffer just because the television or radio is turned on. The country is three thousand miles wide and fans from Maine to Oregon, from Napa to Newton, deserve a chance to indulge their passion for the game during normal hours. Indeed, I have a fond memory of an early October afternoon at Boston Latin School---home to the rigor of three hours of homework every single night---where the teacher announced a “study period” and put the radio broadcast on for all of us. Some kids actually studied that afternoon. Other kids listened to the game. All kids appreciated the gesture. It was for me an early example of the work/life balance we all read about in today’s health magazines! That Latin School teacher was decades ahead of his time, probably studying pilates and yoga long before the trendy fashionistas appropriated them for their religion.

Of course the most meaningful remedy against the fan robbery underway is to undertake a fan rebellion in three parts: first, don’t go to, watch, or listen to any of the games; second, don’t buy any fan gear; third, indulge your love of the game by buying the next day’s newspaper, complete with the box score and the different accounts of the game. You’ll be up to speed on the game itself and you’ll have sent an unmistakable message to MLB. When those werewolves of plunder see viewership and merchandise numbers crater, they’ll quickly re-think that middle finger gesture they’re so fond of.

Give a middle finger back to them. They need you more than you need a crappy but expensive T-shirt.

As for the game itself---take it to the bank:

Sox in seven. Go Sox. Beat LA.

Tom Finneran is the former Speaker of the Massachusetts House of Representatives, served as the head the Massachusetts Biotechnology Council, and was a longstanding radio voice in Boston radio.

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