Carol Anne Costa: Baby, You're a Firework!

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Carol Anne Costa: Baby, You're a Firework!

It’s Thursday, easing into what for many will be a long Fourth of July weekend. According to @GhiorseFactor, GOLOCAL’s weather Guru Tweet, “Holiday weekend looking better. Dry, 80ish.” So don your red white and blue duds, it’s time for parades, flag waving, cookouts and of course, thanks to the 2015 General Assembly session - FIREWORKS!  Tents galore line the highways and byways, as folks stop to gather up the BOOM for the celebration of our nation's independence. I got to thinking, if our leaders were fireworks, what would they be? So here’s what I picked up at the firework tent sale….
 
A nicely wrapped package of “M-80’s by Matiello”. Clearly Nick “M-80” Mattiello” loves firepower, as he just blew up the session! He lit the fuse and lobbed one of those that bad boys into the house chamber screaming, “fire in the hole” KA-BOOM, and everyone scrambled for home. When the dust settled, the legislative casualties littered the chamber floor. Among the rubble; tolls, gantries, EpiPens, Good Samaritans, and charter schools to name a few. The shock reverberated through the marble halls and shot across the rotunda to the Senate. But, did the Senate President take cover? Oh no, President Teresa Paiva Weed cracked open her very own parcel of “Terry’s Cherry Bombs”, sparked her fuse, tossed back a concussion of her own and exclaimed, “okay then, see ya in January.” POW! I love fireworks!
 
While the big stuff was firing off in the General Assembly, the quieter more colorful stuff was being engineered in the Governor’s office, in particular the fabulously swaddled, “Raimondo Rockets”. Gina “The Roman Candle” Raimondo took her fiery, feisty founts of fun to Park Avenue Cranston, near a bridge. The cascades of color burst out like a highway flare in the night. Depending on your perspective, some say the fiery display spelled out the phrase, “Tolls, Gantries and Jobs”, still others observed a gesture. The oohs and aahs could be heard from Westerly to Woonsocket.
 
I snatched an assortment of wild and crazy ground spinners, you know, the fun firework that spins around randomly at ground level, shooting out colored sparks and flames. My favorite:  “The Backslapper”. These were specially designed for the house budget process. Made to mimic the end of the House budget session, as the Representatives lined up to hand out accolades, kudos and of course back slaps. These must be lit with care, as they tend to spray haphazardly about the entire room.
 
Every Fourth, one simply must have Sparklers. They burn hot and bright. They are a Fourth favorite to be sure. I grabbed a few boxes of the Nellie-Seth sparklers. Like bright lights, these two shining stars had good legislation passed, namely The Rhode Island Infrastructure Bank and voting reforms. I still think it is so cool that you can spell words with sparklers... I just spelled, “Do your job. ”  
 
While browsing the tent, I spied the one lonely bundle of firecrackers called the “The Morgan Missile”, obviously named for Patricia “Missile” Morgan. Morgan, like a tall and proud bottle rocket she stood strong, aimed high and took her shot.  The “Morgan Missile”, launched, whistled and briefly started to fly, but was sadly shot down by friendly fire. I am confident the “Morgan Missile” will fly again.
 
My fireworks shopping spree continued, in search of another favorite pyrotechnic, the old faithful salute; a loud noisy firework designed to disrupt. Searching the tent, I finally happen upon a package called the RINO-DINO. “These look good”, I think to myself.  Salutes deserve old school treatment; one must tie all the wicks of several packets together, for maximum result. When sparked, block your ears, it’s loud and disruptive, but when these packets were lit up...NOTHING, they were complete DUDs. This disappointing salute selection proved to be an utter lack of noise, strangely similar to the GOP and Progressives lack of enthusiasm, or debate in the waning days of session.
 
Every fireworks display needs an awesome ending. Enter, Ray “Grand Finale” Gallison. The House Finance Chair did tremendous work on the budget. But more, he shared the accomplishment with the staffers who do incredible work for the people of Rhode Island. And, what better way to cap off a fourth of July holiday than with the Grand Marshall of the Bristol 4th of July Parade, our nation's oldest celebration.  Happy 4th to all, and be careful with the firepower!   

Carol Anne Costa is a public relations and community outreach specialist; she has experience in both the public and private sectors. She is the Chairwoman of the Scituate Democratic Town Committee and has extensive community affairs and public relations experience. She previously served in the Rhode Island Judiciary for nearly 17 years. Carol also enjoyed a successful development stint at the Diocese of Providence as Associate Director for Catholic Education and is currently the Executive Director of the Warren Housing Authority. Her work has been published in several local outlets including GoLocal, Valley Breeze, The Rhode Island Catholic, and Currents Magazine.

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