Fecteau: Chafee’s Idiotic Decision and the Absurdity of RI Politics

Matt Fecteau, GoLocalProv Guest MINDSETTER™

Fecteau: Chafee’s Idiotic Decision and the Absurdity of RI Politics

Lincoln Chafee
In a striking and bizarre turn of events, former Rhode Island Governor and one-time Republican United States Senator, Mr. Lincoln Chafee (D) announced his candidacy for president of the United States early June. This was a disaster of epic proportions, and he eventually withdrew. 

 Some notable praise came from GoLocalProv contributor Russell Moore who called it a brilliant decision (perhaps Moore will be featured under ‘Not’ in his weekly column “Side of the Rhode: Who’s Hot and Who’s Not” next to Chafee?).  Unfortunately, Chafee’s decision turned out to be anything, but brilliant.  

Chafee was an awful presidential candidate overseeing an even worse campaign.  He could not raise money, couldn’t articulately explain his positions, had no campaign staffers, and received zero support nationwide in most political polls.

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So what does Chafee’s presidential run say about Rhode Island politics?  It is more about who you are, know, or are worth than about substance.  In Rhode Island, while not an absolute, you can likely win an election if you 1) have a well-known last name, 2) are uber-rich, 3) have ‘D’ next to your name on the ballot, 4) know someone famous, or 5) all or some of the aforementioned.  This is a sad state of affairs for a place that is in desperate need of talented, new leadership.

Chafee had a number of these characteristics.  He was from a well-known family, wealthy (estimated net worth $60 million), changed his affiliation to a Democrat as governor, and he knew many people in political circles.  

After the passing of his father, in 2000, he was appointed to the United States Senator as a Republican to represent Rhode Island.  That same year, he had a resounding victory against the Democratic challenger, Robert Weygand, for the seat in a notably dark-blue state.  

In the United States Senate, Chafee had an unremarkable stretch.   Chafee had few achievements except for having a liberal voting record for a Republican, and coming out against the Iraq War.  Even with all his advantages, he ultimately was swept out of office in 2006, and took a brief political hiatus.

In 2010, Chafee practically walked into the Rhode Island governor’s seat.  He attended some debates as an observer, and to the umbrage of the endorsed Democratic gubernatorial candidate David Caprio, announced his independent candidacy for governor later in the election cycle.  Chafee secured a fairly easy victory in the general election as an independent (any other independent candidate would have been crushed).

As governor, just like Nero in Rome, Chafee fiddled while Rhode Island burned. Chafee oversaw a state with sky-high taxes, one of the highest unemployment rates, and decrepit infrastructure.  In addition, Chafee was widely seen as insecure, and uncomfortable with making bold decisions.  With Chafee’s approval rating hovering in the mid-20s, he opted not to run again, and passed a fiscal crisis to the next governor – quite a leader.

In Rhode Island, Chafee brought as much to the table as Paris Hilton, only known for being famous, nothing substantive. His career is notable for not only achieving little on the legislative side (United States Senate), but being a complete mess on the executive side (Rhode Island Governor).  If he had a different surname, less money, fewer political connections, he would be written off as a political contender, but this is Rhode Island.

Chafee’s track record parallels another known local commodity, Rhode Island’s United States Rep. David Cicilline.  Like Chafee, Cicilline had a terrible executive track record (as then mayor, Cicilline left Providence on the verge of bankruptcy). Cicilline also has a legislative record absent of any achievements.  However, while Cicilline is sleazy, a pathological liar, an incompetent legislator, he is a decent politician, exuding confidence (Cicilline is a great actor too).  While bubbling over his own words, Chafee exudes anxiety, and paranoia.

This brings us to Chafee’s failed candidacy for president.  The world had only a passing glance (or should I say grimace?) of what Rhode Islanders vote for, and it was embarrassing.  On the debate stage, Chafee couldn’t explain his critical vote to repeal the Glass-Seagull Act (legislation thought to be an underlying cause of the financial meltdown in 2008) other than saying, “I think we get some takeovers.”  No idea what that means.

Chafee’s statement epitomizes his entire arrogant, disjointed, out-of-touch political career.  When asked a rudimentary question or botching a serious crisis, he comes up with a jumbled, confused answer asking to be given a break (after all, he is famous and rich, right?).  

With Chafee, Rhode Islanders go through a looping cycle.  Typically, Rhode Island voters elect Chafee, mostly for his fame, realize he doesn’t have clue, have a case of buyer’s remorse, vote him out office, Chafee runs for another office, Rhode Island voters elect him – he is a Chafee after all -- and the cycle continues.

With this disastrous presidential run, Chafee was far outside the Rhode Island political comfort zone.  While other known national presidential candidates – Bush or Clinton for example – are excused for flaws, significant or minor, lesser-known nationwide candidates such as Chafee are closely scrutinized.  

The world had a zesty, yet bitter sample of the type of Rhode Island political figure that held a United States Senate seat, and led our state government, humiliating us all. This glaring miscarriage of justice was prominently displayed on the Democratic presidential debate stage for all to see.

During the debate, with poll after poll showing literally zero support and all eyes on him, Chafee should have exasperatedly blurted out that famous line from Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, “Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”  

Mr. Chafee, come back to Rhode Island where you belong. It isn’t comfortable in the real world, is it?

Matt Fecteau ([email protected]), of Pawtucket, Rhode Island, lost to U.S. Rep. David Cicilline in last year’s Democratic primary. He is a former White House national security intern and Iraq war veteran.

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